In the past 15 years I've put out over 100 releases and have had to write a description for each everyone.  There are only so many ways to describe a punk record.  Only so much post apocalyptic imagery you can assign to said music.  Only so many adjectives for amateurish, misanthropic, or plodding, so I've come up with a solution. I present to you the TOTAL PUNK RECORD REVIEW GENERATOR.  Feel free to share with friends, to use to describe your own releases, or to post on your blog.  Send me your best or post them to social media and tag...

2018 wasn't without its downs but man what a year. I put out two LPs and 8 singles on Total Punk, started work on a new label called Mind Meld (Timmy Vulgar's Genetic Armageddon LP out next month),  a new job that I love, did lots of traveling, and started a wrestling promotion with some friends.  Probably the busiest year of my life, but I somehow managed to find time to listen to a ton of music.  I revisited a lot of records from my youth as well as stuff from the early/ mid 2000s.  For me the most exciting...

It's finally out. This video has been about 8 months in the making but you can't rush perfection. Josh Holbrook made us this absolutely killer animated music video for 'Rat's Behind' off of a 'Child's Gator' and I don't think I could love this thing anymore.  Josh is incredibly talented and funny and I hope I can keep convincing him to spend months of his life on projects like this for me. Enjoy.  

MIND MELD UNVEILED After months of teasing about the new label, I finally have some announcements to make.  I started Floridas Dying 14 years ago with no idea what I was doing and a poorly made website.  Over the next 7 years I released 42 records under that moniker and despite some missteps along the way I'm pretty proud of its roster.  Around the time that FDR ended I was going through some life changes and was feeling a bit disenchanted with the whole routine. I decided to start a fun new singles series as a distraction and here I...