Who is Kalle Hygien?

Your local dealer?
Your average fanboy?
A modern age renissance man?

He can play the guitar better than you. He got shitty tattoos before it got trendy. One might say he is a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
With his smashing debut album Kalle is on a mission. A mission to destroy the fundations of music as we know it. Justified or not, his brand is forever tarnished. Deal with it!
-DJ Amadeus von Beethoven