TOTAL PUNK RECORD REVIEW GENERATOR

In the past 15 years I've put out over 100 releases and have had to write a description for each everyone.  There are only so many ways to describe a punk record.  Only so much post apocalyptic imagery you can assign to said music.  Only so many adjectives for amateurish, misanthropic, or plodding, so I've come up with a solution. I present to you the TOTAL PUNK RECORD REVIEW GENERATOR.  Feel free to share with friends, to use to describe your own releases, or to post on your blog.  Send me your best or post them to social media and tag me so I can see what you come up with.


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