TOTAL PUNK TOTAL FUCK OFF III
Bad ideas are best executed in threes. The first was a sloppy mess, the second was a drunken disaster, and here's hoping the third and final installment will be a debaucherous trainwreck. This is it kiddos. TOTAL PUNK is bringing you TPTFOIII: THE FINAL FUCK in 2016. Two days and nights of fall down ramshackle punk ineptitude. We'll be breaking the piggy bank one last time in order to bring you the best/worst that TOTAL PUNK has to offer. IF you thought March was bad wait till you experience the stick to your car seat sweaty mess that is June in Florida. Which band will be having their first practice with the new line up in my living room the day of the show? Which band will be having the first practice with the new line up on stage night of the show? These questions and more will be answered in the coming months.
THE LINE UP
COUNTER INTUITS (Columbus, OH)
TIMMY'S ORGANISM (Detroit, MI)
LIFE STINKS (San Francisco, CA)
RIK & THE PIGS (Olympia, WA)
BLACK PANTIES (St. Louis, MO)
GG KING (Atlanta, GA)
SICK THOUGHTS (New Orleans, LA)
VIOLENCE CREEPS (Oakland, CA)
SODA BOYS (St. Louis, MO)
FOSTER CARE (New York City, NY)
UROCHROMES (Western MA)
PREDATOR (Atlanta, GA)
GINO & THE GOONS (St. Pete, FL)
BLACK ABBA (New Orleans, LA)
WET ONES (Kansas City, MO)
LSDOGS (New Orleans, LA)
PROWLER (Atlanta, GA)
THE MOLD (Jacksonville, FL)
MANIC & THE DEPRESSIVES (Orlando, FL)
AUTARX (Orlando, FL)
The truly brave will show up looking for a couch to crash on. For those not so daring here are some area hotels. Unfortunately there are not really any hotels within close walking distance, but the good news is once you hit the Mill's Strip everything from food, to venues are within five minutes of each other on foot.
If you enjoy musty smells and cheap rooms then Travel Lodge is the place for you. At $60 a night the price cannot be beat. Plus it's only 1.5 miles from where the action is, so its a pretty cheap Uber ride.
DOUBLE TREE DOWNTOWN ORLANDO
The Double Tree is a little closer than the Travel Lodge, but also about $50 more a night. For those who aren't on a tight budget this would probably be your best bet.
I also found few places on AIRBNB that are in the area. You want to stay north of the 408 and East of I-4, but no further west than Bennett.