SCRATCH & DENT! Use that 'Joyless Masturbation' sleeve as a coaster one too many times?Getting self conscious about the number of boogers stuck to your cover of 'Called You Once'?Fall into a state of rage while pawing your 'Hate Parade' sleeve?Well now's your chance to make it right.  The TOTAL PUNK SCRATCH & DENT SALE! THat's right! We're giving you one chance, and one chance only, to get a brand new sleeve for your old jalopy.  All you have to do is order a Total Punk single or LP from us over the next week and include a note in...

MIND MELD UNVEILED After months of teasing about the new label, I finally have some announcements to make.  I started Floridas Dying 14 years ago with no idea what I was doing and a poorly made website.  Over the next 7 years I released 42 records under that moniker and despite some missteps along the way I'm pretty proud of its roster.  Around the time that FDR ended I was going through some life changes and was feeling a bit disenchanted with the whole routine. I decided to start a fun new singles series as a distraction and here I...

Last summer we did the "I'm Here For You" sale and we're able to give some of you discounts while also raising a few hundred dollars for a local cancer charity. Well we are feeling generous once again and decided to bring it back. It's the one time of year we allow ourselves to get all sappy over here at TOTAL PUNK. These first few months of 41 have been pretty amazing, but the 40th year of my life sucked on every imaginable level and all that got me through it was the love of my family, the help of...

We've got another label to add to our Australian roster.  Total Punk alumns Jake Robertson (Ausmuteants, Leather Towel, Drug Sweat....) and Will Harely (Housewives, Tim & The Boys, B & The Blips) have started a new label called Xerox Music which saves artifacts from the wilds of early 80's Australia. We are now helping with North American distribution. I couldn't be happier about this for one because Jake's a good dude, but also because he introduced me to the world of Plastic EP. PLASTIC EP & THE RECORDS were from Melbourne and  released two singles between 81 and 82 which Xerox has compiled on...